our nations capital...

a few weekends ago now one of my choirs went to canberra to perform. now for those who have been to canberra you will understand how boring it is there. for those who haven't... there are amazing galleries, museum, two parliament houses, and no night life... it's cold and boring. but there is the fantastic suburb of fyshwick which has not only a lot of sex shops, but a lot of warehouse sized sex shops. now as a bunch of self respecting lesbians we did what was expected and went sex shopping... we bought this fantastic little vibrating penguin - Bertram. now imagine 5 single lesbians in a room with alcohol and bertram. now get ur mind out of porno-land and into reality. we had a ball. we watched bertram dance on a tabletop till his batteries died. we had shoulder massages (thanx lisa) and we talked, and talked till about 11 (nanna's, the lot of us) then we all slept, on our own...it was one of the most fun weekends i have ever had in canberra. and we went from the hotel, to rehearsal, back to the hotel, to the concert, back to the hotel. we went nowhere and did next to nothing, but god it was fun.

i'm going back to canberra to see a show woth a completely different group of (straight) friends next weekend. i can almost guarantee there will be no sex shopping, not even for the barely 18yr old boys. it will still be an awesome weekend, with plenty of alcohol, but just not the same...